Bubble Thoughts » Humor http://bubblethoughts.com Oh, you know you thought it too! Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:08:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Are You Ready For Ascension http://bubblethoughts.com/humor/are-you-ready-for-ascension/ http://bubblethoughts.com/humor/are-you-ready-for-ascension/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 15:23:19 +0000 Bubble Thoughts http://bubblethoughts.com/?p=95642 Humor is a funny thing. There is the raw physical humor of the Three Stooges. There’s the witty humor of Monty Python. And then there’s the unexplained involuntary convulsions of laughter we experience when someone gets clipped in the family jewels. All three are funny to us, and from time to time you come across [...] Related thoughts:
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]]> Humor is a funny thing. There is the raw physical humor of the Three Stooges. There’s the witty humor of Monty Python. And then there’s the unexplained involuntary convulsions of laughter we experience when someone gets clipped in the family jewels. All three are funny to us, and from time to time you come across a stretch of creative genius that combines all three to various degrees.

Ascension is one such video. It’s a little over 13 minutes long, but I guarantee it’s worth every second.

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]]> http://bubblethoughts.com/humor/are-you-ready-for-ascension/feed/ 0 Would You Drink Your Own Breast Milk http://bubblethoughts.com/humor/would-you-drink-your-own-breast-milk/ http://bubblethoughts.com/humor/would-you-drink-your-own-breast-milk/#comments Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:33:18 +0000 Bubble Thoughts http://bubblethoughts.com/?p=95634 If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Youtube, it’s that I have a strange sense of humor. I know this because as I scroll through my Youtube channel subscriptions, I’m surprised by how many quirky youtubers I’m subscribed to. I find myself rolling at some of the things they say and do in these videos.

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]]> If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Youtube, it’s that I have a strange sense of humor. I know this because as I scroll through my Youtube channel subscriptions, I’m surprised by how many quirky youtubers I’m subscribed to. I find myself rolling at some of the things they say and do in these videos.

Take for example this video about drinking your own breast milk. Karen Alloy recorded herself enjoying a cookie along with a bottle of her breast milk. Now, I know what your thinking. Maybe I’m just a sicko and the whole breast thing is what attracted me to this video. Well, you’d be wrong.

While I like walking abreast of people, and ordering chicken breast at a nice restaurant, I’m not 12 any more and the word breast just doesn’t command my attention as much as it (hey look at those) used too.

I actually saw the follow up video first, which features Karen Alloy eating deodorant and drinking glass cleaner (No, I’m sure they weren’t real). That was so funny, I had to see what the joke was and so ensued the breast milk video.

Here’s the follow up video

Now, I’m not saying you should or shouldn’t drink breast milk. I’m sure it has lots of nutritional merits, but I gotta tell ya, the whole 98.6 thing just doesn’t do it for me (not even with a cookie). So, I’ll put the question to you. Would you drink your own breast milk?

Yes, I do understand that the question really lends itself for women to answer. If you’re a harry legged dude with a breast pump and an Internet connection, let me be clear…I don’t want to know (I just think the video is funny).

While you’re considering your answer, be sure to check out the rest of spricket24’s channel while you’re at it. I think she’s pretty funny. Even if she does drink her own breast milk (did she really).

Peace,

Chaz
BubbleThoughts.com

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One night while I [...] We're working on some related thoughts.]]> Have you ever wished you could rewind a cell phone conversation to just before the point where you stick your foot in your mouth? I have, more than once. When I was stationed in 29 Palms California in the Marines, a thousand years ago, I made a top notch phone blunder.

One night while I was on barracks duty I answered the phone to the voice of a young lady who was looking for a Marine who lived in the barracks. Earlier that evening the Marine had stopped in and left a message that if Ulanda called, tell her he’d call her back when he returned to the barracks.

Now it wasn’t my responsibility to play answering machine, but barracks duty lasts all night and when you don’t have anything else to do in the middle of the desert, you try to be as helpful as you can be. So when this young lady called asking for the Marine, I naturally assumed she was Ulanda. So, I said, “Is this Ulanda?” It was, in no uncertain terms, NOT Ulanda. Never again did I ask a woman if she was some other woman.

So when I saw this phone etiquette video, I could certainly relate to his pain.

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We're working on [...] We're working on some related thoughts.]]> Sometime in life you just have to ask yourself, “how long would you survive if you kicked a bear in the balls?” Its hard to know these things for sure so in the absence of a real life trial by fire testing there is a short quiz you can take to find out.

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